What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:14
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
Would you let your son wear leggings to school?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
HELLO
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??